My Dad always had this saying..."When
you're up to your butt in alligators, it's hard to remember your MAIN objective
was to Drain the SWAMP."
That's pretty much been the story
of my life. In toto. I have always wanted to experience such a wide
variety of what life has to offer, that I guess I grabbed every chance that
came my way to experience something new... I figured it would be something
I could tell my grand kids... While they were YOUNG, and still listening
to grown-ups.
I guess I've about done it all...
well, almost all. The safe stuff... The endorphine junkies can tell you about
jumping out of perfectly good airplanes. I won't. About bungee jumping
off of bridges suspended over 10 billion feet deep of gorge, or driving cars
at 8 hundred miles per hour around hairpin turns. I won't. About flying a
balloon over the world's oceans so high up you need to bring your own OXYGEN
in order to breathe at all... I won't.
What I will tell you is what it was
like to be a woman Vietnam era Veteran. Or an Army Air Traffic Controller,
telling full bird Colonels where to go and what to do when they got there.
Or, what it's like to be an MP, (It's assume the position, dirtbag, you know
the routine!!). Or, to be in sales, a social worker, a dog groomer,
dog breeder, or live in a 30', 36 year old RV with 7 dogs, 1 Catalina macaw,
1 ferret, and 1 token non-cat, (she's in denial.).
Where to begin???
Hmmmmmmmmm....
Welcome to the
Everglades!!!
*Disclaimer: This page does not have,
in reality, Anything to do with the Everglades. The Okeefenokee Swamps, Yes.
Everglades, NO. ("Welcome to the Okeefenokee Swamps!", doesn't quite roll
off the tonguequite as well as "Welcome to the
Everglades...")
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The Saga continues, in relative
order of when they were written...
Welcome
to the Okefenokee Swamps!
Alligators
and Pomeranians
'Gators
and Aquarena Springs
Witches
in Alligator Shoes
RV's and hurricanes
Chiropractors
and Lizard Lips...
Alligators
and
handbags. Don't
Heckle the Gators...
There's
a Ferret in that Motorhome
Nowhere
to Run..
Get
Down and Push 'til I'm Tired
Alligators
in a Nutshell
That
Alligator's Got Feathers!!
Alligators
in the Mediterranian
Top
Secret Alligator
"Shades
of Alligator...Grey
Coming
out of the Broom Closet
Poodi
Mulitplicity
Musings
of Gators Gone By...
The
Best Laid Plans...
Ending
the Myth...
Alligators
at the Dog Shows??
The
Company of Dogs...
Alligators
in the Gene Pool...
Little
dogs, Little Gators
Baby
Gators...
...Don't
Let the Bed Bugs Bite...
Paradise
is Invisible thru the Fog on the Ocean...
You are Victim
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